The Super Fundraiser seemed to go down well, so here's her nemesis - The Neanderthal Fundraiser.
Where the Super Fundraiser focuses on answering donor needs, our Stone Age chum is driven by a burning desire to get as many donors on board as possible - even with the knowledge that many won't stick around to give more than once or twice.
The neanderthal might look big and powerful, but that tiny brain puts them at a disadvantage. The shift from hunting and gathering to cultivation and farming changed society. It's the same for fundraising. Great stewardship of engaged donors will always win in the end.